- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Women's Rights.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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