call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Women's Rights.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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boobs

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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