What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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