Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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