What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Are you a tree? No.

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