Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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PATHETIC

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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