Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Society.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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