-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Society.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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