What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Yes.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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