So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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