Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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