Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Dont look at me.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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obamas trench

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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