What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Society.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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boobs

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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