What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why is your face? Because.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Society.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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