Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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