What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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You copy and paster!

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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