How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Apple.

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