A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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obamas trench

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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