Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Fags are gay.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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lol

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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