a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Penis.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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