- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Penis.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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