- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

A woman's opinion

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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