Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Yo mama is so fat!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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