Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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