The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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