Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

An Asian child flunks a test.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

A man walks into a pole.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

It’s dead.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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