What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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