What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why is your face? Because.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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