Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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It’s dead.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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