What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Penis.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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