Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Society.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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A woman's opinion

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Anti Joke

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