How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Hi

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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obamas trench

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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You copy and paster!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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