The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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