What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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call of duty world at war

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Society.

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