Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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sexual intercourse.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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