Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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obamas trench

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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I'm hungry.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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