Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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i like cats

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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