A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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