Men's Rights

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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i like cats

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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