Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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i like cats

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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PATHETIC

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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You

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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