Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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