Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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I'm hungry.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Are you a tree? No.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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America

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Anti Joke

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