Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

thumb_up thumb_down +11

America

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The Olympics

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

thumb_up thumb_down -51

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

thumb_up thumb_down +78

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If you wanna hear a joke scroll down this page more

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops