Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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