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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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