What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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