After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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