What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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