- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

So you there Red?

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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