Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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