If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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