How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Fat people.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Womens rights

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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