What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Arron Glass

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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