- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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