What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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if you read this you are gay

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Where is my tractor?

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Sonic

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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