Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Fat people.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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