Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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