Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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LIKE THIS!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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George Bush.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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