A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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