whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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LIKE THIS!

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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am i invited to party? no

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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