What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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