So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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