Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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