Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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smug face >:}

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Anti Joke

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