Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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this site is funny.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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