Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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GIVE

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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