a Jew had a small nose

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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this site is funny.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Ted Haggard.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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