- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

smug face >:}

Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

GIVE

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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