this site is funny.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Caitlyn.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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