My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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