A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What?

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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this site is funny.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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