Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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poop.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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I've got a boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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