Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Invisible Television.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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