What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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someone called a frog a frog

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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