- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Boom.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

my bubbles!

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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