What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

i said wut wut in the butt!

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Boom.

Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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