Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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poop.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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