What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Dylan Eichas

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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penis

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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