- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Punch line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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