Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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