I've got a boner

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

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