Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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