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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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