A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Obama.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Anti Joke

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