I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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whats black. an african american person

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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women's rights

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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