America Votes

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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