What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Women's Rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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