What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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women's rights

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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