An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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someone called a frog a frog

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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what the hell happened to your face

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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FIRE!!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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