Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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