a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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here kitty kitty

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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