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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

Whats Obama's last name?

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Knock, Knock The door's open

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

what the hell happened to your face

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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