Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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what is not funny? This joke.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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