what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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