"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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