What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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