a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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penis

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