Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Yee

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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i was molested.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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