There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Kony 2012

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Dylan Eichas

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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