Women's Rights

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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