Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Sarah Palin

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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