- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

A BABY seal walks into a club

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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