I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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