Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Gale swallows.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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