- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What's the difference between a duck?

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Gale swallows.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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