Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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i was molested.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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