Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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FIRE!!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Obama 2012

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