Jesus

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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you.

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Obama 2012

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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